4th and 5th Grade Times

Hi Guys!!! How have you been? I haven’t been on here for a very long time. Sorry…So I’m starting it back up. So the Newspaper student of the week is… Simon Hiller! Okay so tomorrow is Thanksgiving! I’m so exited, my cousin Bri came from Indiana to see us. What I am thankful for is my family and a roof over my head and love. What are you thankful for? If you would like to send me a comment and I’ll comment you back. Okay here’s your funny story.
Here’s a funny story for all those cat lovers…

1 Clear a large space on a table or worktop for wrapping your
present.

2 Go to cupboard and collect bag in which present is contained, and
shut door.

3 Open door and remove cat from cupboard.

4 Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

5 Go back and remove cat from cupboard.

6 Go to drawer, and collect sellotape, ribbon, scissors, labels,
etc..

7 Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable
wrapping strategy to be performed in a logical manner.

8 Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the
drawer since last visit and place string on table.

9 Remove boxed present from paper bag.

10 Remove cat from paper bag.

11 Open box to check present is in it, remove cat from box, replace
present in box.

12 Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.

13 Try and smooth out paper, discover cat is underneath and remove
cat.

14 Cut paper to size, keeping the cutting line as straight as
possible.

15 Discard first sheet of paper due to cat chasing scissors and
tearing paper.

16 Cut second sheet of paper to size and restrain cat by putting it
in bag present came in.

17 Place present on paper.

18 Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges
don’t reach. Discover cat is between present and paper. Remove cat.

19 Place heavy object on paper to hold in place while tearing
sellotape to length.

20 Spend fifteen minutes carefully trying to remove sellotape from
cat.

21 Seal paper with sellotape, making corners as neat as possible.

22 Look for roll of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to
retrieve ribbon.

23 Try to wrap present and tie ribbon in a pretty bow.

24 Re-tie ribbon and remove paper, which is now ripped due to cat’s
enthusiastic ribbon chase.

25 Repeat steps 13 – 20 until you are down to your last sheet of
paper.

26 Decide to skip steps 13 – 17 in order to save time and reduce
risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that
is the right size for sheet of paper.

27 Put present in box, and secure with string.

28 Remove string, open box and remove cat.

29 Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for
bathroom.

30 Once inside bathroom, lock door and start to lay out paper and
materials.

31 Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close
and re-lock.

32 Repeat previous step as often as is necessary until you can
clearly hear cat on other side of locked door.

33 Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult if you have
a small bathroom, but do your best).

34 Discover cat has already torn paper. Unlock door, go out and
hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year’s
paper. Then remember you haven’t got any because cat helped wrap
present last year as well.

35 Return to bathroom, lock door, sit on lavatory and try to make
torn sheet of paper look presentable.

36 Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing
with sellotape. Attach pretty ribbon and decorate with additional
bows to hide worst areas.

37 Label present. Sit back and admire your handiwork,
congratulating yourself on completing a difficult job.

38 Unlock door, and go to kitchen to grab a pop and feed cat.

39 Spend twenty minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious
conclusion.

40 Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.

41 Have several more pops. Then pick up present and stagger
back to shop and get nice assistant to gift-wrap present for you

I laughed several times when I first heard this story. Okay now I should probably tell you the weather for tomorrow and a few days after that.
Thanksgiving Day…Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 60s. South winds 10 to 15 mph.

Thursday Night…Partly cloudy in the evening…Then mostly cloudy with showers likely after midnight. Lows in the mid 40s. Southwest winds 10 to 15 mph with gusts up to 25 mph. Chance of rain 60 percent.

Friday…Partly cloudy with a 50 percent chance of showers. Highs in the mid 40s. Temperatures falling into the upper 30s in the afternoon. West winds 15 to 20 mph with gusts up to 30 mph.

Friday Night…Partly cloudy. Lows in the mid 20s. West winds 10 to 15 mph with gusts up to 25 mph.

Saturday…Mostly cloudy. Highs in the mid 30s.

Saturday Night…Partly cloudy. Lows in the lower 20s. Highs around 40.

Sunday…Partly cloudy. Lows in the lower 20s. Highs around 40.

Sunday Night…Partly cloudy. Lows around 30.

Monday…Rain likely. Highs in the lower 40s. Chance of rain 60 percent.

Monday Night…Rain and snow likely. Lows in the upper 30s. Chance of precipitation 60 percent.

Tuesday…Cloudy with a 50 percent chance of rain. Highs in the lower 40s.

Tuesday Night…Mostly cloudy with a chance of rain and snow. Lows in the upper 20s. Chance of precipitation 30 percent.
Okay I’m going to give you the lyrics of the new song by Zendaya Coleman. Here it is.

Shake Santa Shake
Who’s that dude in the cherry red suit
Tearing up the floor, tonight
He’s shaking his hips, got a sac full of gifts
And a beard that’s crazy white

He’s got the party rockin’
Candy cane stockings
Dancing like he’s Michaels
Spinning like the vinyls

Sleigh bells in the air
Favorite time of year
Every wishes come true
That’s how we do
Yeah, that’s how we do!

Shake, Santa, shake it!
We know you wanna take
To the house tonight…!
Shake, Santa, shake it!
We know you’re wanna make it!
Naughty never look so nice…!

We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah!

We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!!
We want that merry, merry!
Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah!

Let’s keep it coming
And Prancer zipping, ain’t no V.I.P. (oh, yeah)
Rudolph’s checking the list
He ain’t never even gonna see

He’s got the party rockin’
Candy cane stockings
Dancing like he’s Michael
Spinning like the vinyls

Sleigh bells in the air
Favorite time of year
Every wishes come true
That’s how we do
Yeah, that’s how we do!

Shake, Santa, shake it!
We know you wanna take
To the house tonight…!
Shake, Santa, shake it!
We know you’re wanna make it!
Naughty never look so nice…!

We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah!

We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah!

Calling all my boys and girls
Shaking up around the world
Everybody celebrate
Drop the beat and hit the break

Calling all my boys and girls
Shaking up around the world
Everybody celebrate
Drop the beat and hit the break

Shake, Santa, shake it!
We know you wanna take
To the house tonight!
Shake, Santa, shake it!
We know you’re wanna make it!
The best night of our lives!

We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah!

We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
We want that merry, merry!
Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah…! Ho-ho-ho-oh yeah…!!

I just heard this song yesterday. Okay now for your “Fun Family Activities”…

You’re Dead (Murder in the Dark) – You get some pieces of paper, write “it” on one of them and crumble them up. Then every person takes a piece and if you get the one with IT on it then you are IT. Everyone sits in a circle and holds hands. IT can wink or squeeze someone’s hand to “kill” them. If someone is killed, they leave the circle. IT tries not to be caught. If someone in the circle guess who IT is, they win. If they guess wrong, they die. If It kills everyone IT wins. Okay thanks for listening… I only have one more thing to say… an announcement. The 5th Grade Band Christmas Concert is December 10, 2012 at 7 PM at the Kenton Middle School Performance. I play the Saxophone. Thanks again. Bye!!

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