Hi Everyone! I’m so sorry I didn’t get the last Newspaper done I just had so much to do! So today the student of the Newspaper is Libby Kearns(4th). And the weather is:
Sunday…Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the mid 70s. Southwest winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50 percent.
Sunday Night…Partly cloudy with a chance of showers and thunderstorms. Lows in the upper 50s. South winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30 percent.
Monday…Partly cloudy. Highs in the upper 70s. South winds 5 to 10 mph.
Monday Night…Partly cloudy. Lows in the upper 50s. Highs in the upper 70s.
Tuesday…Partly cloudy. Lows in the upper 50s. Highs in the upper 70s
That was the weather for Sunday to Tuesday. And Now for your Funny story:
Kids are smarter than you think
9-year-old Emily was given an assignment in school to write a story on “My family’s ancestors” The purpose was for the kids to understand their heritage.
In search of some answers for her assignment Emily proceeded to interview her grandmother who was not aware of the reason for Emily’s questions.
When she asked her grandmother, “Granny, where did I come from,” her grandma being quite nervous about talking with a kid about such a touchy subject in the absence of her parents wanted to buy some time and replied, “Well, sweetie, the stork brought you.” Hoping that the subject would be dropped until Emily’s parents came back she said no more.
“So, where did Mom come from?”
“The stork brought her also.”
“Well, then where did you come from?”
“The stork brought me too, sweetie.”
“All right, thanks, Granny.”
Emily’s grandmother did not think anything more about this incident until three days later when she was tidying up and looking at Emily’s desk, read the first sentence of her paper, “For three generations there have been no natural births in our family.”
That was really funny… “For three generations there have been no natural births in our family.” HA…HA…HA! And now for your Song today is a song I wrote comment on this if you think I wrote a good or bad song.
You don’t understand
You don’t understand what this means to me! This means the world to me I-I-I-I thought you knew! Don’t say I’m not smart! You will never stop me! I-I-I thought you knew_______! You dont understand what this means to me! This means the world to me! I-I-I-I thought you knew! You dont understand______
That was half of the song I haven’t written the rest of it yet. So heres the News:
Kenton store robbed
A man wielding a knife robbed the Jump ‘N Jim’s convenience store in Kenton of an undetermined amount of cash shortly after 6 a.m. today.
Kenton Police Chief John Vermillion said the man entered the store at 1255 S. Main St. and threatened employees with the knife before fleeing with the money.
The suspect is described as a white male, approximately 6 feet, 1 inch tall. He was wearing a brown hooded sweatshirt, Vermillion said.
Anyone with information can contact the Kenton Police at 419-673-0771.
Thank you for reading this and again Please comment on my song if you think it is good or bad and tell me what you think I should add at what part. Bye!